
one thing we didn't expect when going to boracay was all of the vendors asking for your business. if i got a quarter every time i heard, "sir, mom, eyeland hope-ing?" (i loved their accents)... one of the first guys we met on the beach was a young guy named Jay-R. He was a young, lively guy who sprung out on us like a cheetah looking for something to eat....literally. i think he came out of the bushes. ha. anyway, he gave us the whole speech, something like: "sir, mom, eyeland hope-ing? I give good price. discount. i give very good discount. 3000 pesos. ok? no? ok. 2000 pesos. good discount. ok?" we smiled and said, "we're not sure...we haven't really planned anything yet." Jay-R came up to us again and said, "Alright, I give more discount. 1800 pesos for a two hour sail. and helmet diving." pete and i looked at each other. we were weak, sleepy and way too tired to try to resist Jay-R the cheetah. we shrugged our shoulders and said, "ok. we'll think about it." Jay-R kept insisting we give him a time to meet. "meet me here at 12:00 tomorrow. promise? ok? make me promise?" we agreed.
the next day we met Jay-R at the agreed upon location. he introduced us to the captain and owner of the sailboat we would take out. when we walked up to the boat there was another young guy jumping in and out of the water getting the boat to the dock for us. he was soaking wet and wearing whitey-tighties. i diverted my attention to taking pictures of the boat....must...avoid...eye....contact...
and we were off. the sail was dreamy. the water was a gorgeous shade of aqua, clean and glistening in the sun. the sailboat was lovely with lots of character, a cool shade of orange, white sails, named after the owner's son, and it even had a flag with michael jackson's picture. it was great.
while on the boat, jay-r was hoping to have some bonding time with pete.
JR: So, sir, do you like cock-fighting?
P: Uh, no. I haven't seen a cock fight before.
JR: (disappointed) Do you want to go to a cock fight? (getting a little excited)
P: No, sorry. I don't think it's my thing.
JR: (disappointed) Do you like to drink? Go to bars? Do you drink a lot?
P: No, I don't drink a lot. I just have a drink once in a while.
JR: (triply disappointed) (*crickets*)
haha. it was funny.
we got to a dock in the middle of the ocean where they have helmet and scuba dives. we were briefed on how to helmet dive and went 4 meters down. they put a gigantic white helmet on your head that weighs over 15 pounds. then you walk around the ocean floor. it was pretty cool because you can breathe normally and don't need a mask. we were underwater for 25-30 minutes. it was fun, but after about 10 minutes i was ready to go back to the top. the reef looked a little bare. it was strange being underwater and breathing through my nose. i couldn't help but sing "under the sea".